Good morning friends!
It’s that time of year again! The summer holidays are here and as girl-woman is a teacher she will be waiting on us for the next six weeks. We like the attention and it’s useful to have a full time servant around to be honest.
We have only just recently forgiven her for the tram-stop-cat incident.
This ginger beast is a very smug cat who thinks he is better than everyone else. Unlike us, he is allowed outside all over The Hague and he sleeps in tram stops. We do not like him.
We were therefore enraged to see a photo of our girl-woman giving him attention!
Disgraceful. She smelled funny afterwards and we ignored her for a whole day. She was very sorry and told us that tram-stop-cat was no where near as beautiful as us – obviously!
Anyway, all is now forgiven and she gave us our favourite catnip mice as an extra sorry.
Those are good mice!
Since then we have been rather sleepy but have struggled to find a place to rest.
We were sleepy on the unmade bed but were told this was not allowed.
We were sleepy in the tumble dryer – also not allowed.
We tried to get forty winks on the ironing board until girl-woman said that was not allowed either.
We felt sleepy on boy-man’s flip flops which girl-woman didn’t mind but he said he had an issue with the scratch marks we keep leaving on his stuff so this wasn’t allowed in the end.
To compromise, we moved from his flip flops to his shorts and undies whilst he showered – our favourite sleeping place!
As per usual – this wasn’t allowed! It’s getting harder and harder to find a place to sleep!
We are currently searching for a new location and will let you know if we find one!
Have super Mondays. Love Bella and Esme xxx