Good evening friends!
Early on in the week a man with a large, watery brush tried to break into the house. We’ve seen him before; he seems to try to get in every six weeks or so whilst pretending to clean windows. Luckily for the humans we were around to scare him away!
Boy-man suddenly took a day off mid-week so we knew something was up. Then lots of scary looking boxes were delivered by some rather loud men. I was so offended that I took myself off to hide behind the bikes.
We were both completly shocked by his rudeness! We hadn’t even begun to help with all the small screws and bolts! Instead, we were shut into the living room which we would estimate to be around 1m squared or something. We barely had room to breath! The humans put our litter tray and food in with us but even so it was a definite case of animal cruelty.
Our new mission in life is to get inside and ensure there are some kitty alterations added to the general design.
The humans are in disgrace for the time being and will remain so until they have apologised and provided us with bacon gifts.
Have a lovely weekend! We shall spend ours punishing the humans. Love Bella and Esme xxx