Good evening friends.
After four long days of abandonment, we had finally decided that our new human would be Nathan-boy. We were pleased with our decision but events changed and we never got chance to tell him.
Nathan has looked after us a few times now and he looks about the right age to be living on his own. He already had the key to our place and we were pretty sure he would buy us a Shetland pony too. What could possibly go wrong?
But…. it turns out that they actually only went to Frenchy land to get some gifts for us!
Girl-woman apologised immediately and explained that they had just wanted to buy us some special squeaky mice and tasty dried fish heads. They had tried to get them in Holland but had had to drive all the way to France to find them.
This is exactly the level of dedication we expect in our humans so we decided to forgive them. The whole thing was just a misunderstanding. Plus they let us play outside on the balcony which we love!
The humans have agreed and boy-man even gave us real cream to show how sorry he was.
Sadly, we haven’t yet tried the dried fishies as boy-man doesn’t like it when we breathe fishy kitten breaths on him at night time. He is going to let us have them on Saturday morning so we’ll let you know how they taste. We will also make sure to breathe all over him for not giving them to us straight away.
Anyway, our humans are back, we are back in charge and life is as it should be!