You are not going to believe this friends but the humans went to France WITHOUT US!!!
We are so unimpressed right now.
To add further insult the humans have actually posted pictures of themselves looking happy in France!
We have a severe case of kitten rage and now need to find new humans.
So, if you know of any decent humans that want to take two perfect kittens home then we are open to offers. We need:
- Access to all areas of the home
- No other pets
- Outside space
- No silly rules
- Regular bacon, ham and chicken treats
- Hugs and strokes whenever we demand them
- To be taken on all holidays
- Two thirds of your bed space for sleeping
- A Shetland pony
Whatever happens we are most certainly not forgiving the humans this time!