Good morning friends and happy weekend!
Firstly girl-woman’s phone kept getting knocked to the floor. No matter where she put it this week it somehow ended up on the floor. We don’t know anything about it but the humans are blaming us as usual!
Next there was an issue with boy-man’s snack bag where we may have had some involvement.
He enjoys taking bags of pistachios to work to snack on and he leaves these bags out on the kitchen side. Well we are sorry boy-man but kittens like pistachios too!
Finally, this morning was bed washing day and the humans have this stupid rule about us not playing on the bed when it has no linen on it.
It wasn’t my fault that the only place I wanted to play with foil ball was the bed this morning.
I shall spend the rest of today giving them my sternest stare in the hope that they learn to live by more reasonable rules but I’m not very hopeful.
We have never been to France so are looking forwards to it.
There’s been no mention of anyone looking after us and after our anger at being left home last time we are pretty sure they’ve learned their lesson! France here we come!