Happy Sunday friends! We hope you’ve all had a wonderful week. We’ve been extremely busy helping out around the house as usual.
We started the week by finding (and stealing) a new paper bag to play with. It was apparently one of boy-man’s birthday gifts but the humans never seem to play with the bags so it’s only fair that we take them.
Obviously this is unfair so we have taken to helping them whenever they put things in it. I have to admit that I really like sitting at the very back of the dishwasher but the humans get very excitable when I refuse to come out.
Later in the week we developed a new night-time routine of meowing really loudly when we have pooped. Eventually girl-woman gets up and congratulates us and then we go back to bed. It’s nice to have a bit of attention in those early hours.
On Friday, boy-man’s birthday finally arrived and we were on hand to help him unwrap his presents!
It was a fun morning to start with but then it became a bit strained as the humans began to pack for our weekend away. Boy-man went to pack his favourite Hugo Boss shirt but when he discovered the improvements we had made he was very angry. It turns out that he did not want to have the ‘shredded look’ that we had carefully designed for him. Most ungrateful!
We will add a photograph when he calms down – for now we dare not go near. In our opinion it does actually look much better now but each to their own.
Matters where made worse later in the morning when boy-man left the kitchen door open during breakfast cooking time. We took this as a sign for us to join so we dived in and spent a happy few minutes eating the warming baked beans before he came back. He sort of exploded when he came back in and became very wavy and sweary.
It turns out that he did not actually want us to join in and he was very upset that he couldn’t eat his beans. In our defense this was not true – there were plenty of beans left for him but he threw them away! Humans are odd!
Anyway, he was so angry with us that he didn’t take us with him on his birthday weekend away. 😦
This makes us very sad as we have never been to Rotterdam and were looking forwards to it 😦
Instead, we are being looked after by Boy-Nathan and his mom. It’s been lots of fun and they’ve looked after us great but we do hope the humans come back soon! We are sorry now boy-man. We won’t redesign any more of your clothes or eat your beans again (well, for at least a week).
Today we will stare out of windows and await the return of our humans.