Good evening friends! After weeks of silence and seething anger towards the humans, our dissolvable stitches are almost gone and we have decided to forgive them and to begin writing again.
Things have been a bit boring for the last few weeks to be honest. The humans are both at work full time now so we don’t see them enough really. When we do, they always seem surprised by how much we have grown. We are getting quite big now though and it can be tricky for us to both fit on boy-man’s lap.
In other news the humans have finally noticed that they are getting fat. We have been helpfully pointing it out for some time now and they seem to have reluctantly accepted it. They are now trying to get fit and lose their beer bellies and we are helping them every step of the way (of course).
We are very good at smelling running trainers and helping to put them on:
We also offer excellent motivation when they plank! There is no better napping spot than under a planking, wobbly human and if they can’t hold their plank we get squished – sometimes our helpfulness amazes us!
Well, scratching clothes and playing in the cutlery drawer!
Good night friends. We will try not to be away so long next time xxx