Good morning friends! The humans finally got some new furniture yesterday. Their new bed arrived and they were very excited about it. We were also very excited (naturally) but the humans made up new spiteful rules and banned us from the bedroom almost immediately! We are not allowed to explore the new bed.
To be honest we would make a bigger effort to resist it for them but they have hung one of those fabulous kitty light switch toys right above it and we just can’t resist it.
We are also apparently not allowed to sneak onto the bed when the humans go to the bathroom either. This is a shame as it’s easy to take advantage of them when they’re all sleepy.
When the bed was made this morning boy-man announced that kittens were definitely not allowed on the new bedding at all, no way, not ever! He even texted girl-woman after he’d left for work in case she had forgotten his rule. She hadn’t but then she did get distracted cooking breakfast so we snuck in for a while to play with the light switch toy.
What’s really offensive about these rules is that they are perfectly happy for the fat-headed, white, stuffed kitty to be in the bedroom, in fact she actually lives in there! This seems very unfair to us.
In other news, we had our meds for the last day today and are feeling much better since our operation. Well actually, Bella had both our meds for the last day today and is a little tripped out now; I really must notify the humans when she steals my food.
Anyway, we have been very busy, not only exploring the forbidden bed, but also comforting girl-woman. She and the boy-man fell out today because he accidentally took her key with him to work and locked her in the house. She had to cancel her hair appointment and her important coffee time with her best friend and was consequently very cross with boy-man. Being the one that feeds us, we are firmly on her side of course. Boy-man is a very bad person and it’s a good thing that he’s coming home and taking her out for lunch to say sorry. We shan’t be sympathising with him when he comes home either because a) he never feeds us and b) girl-woman is always right.
Have good Fridays everyone, love from Bella and Esme xxx