We know you both read our blog so we would like to express our immense displeasure at being taken to vet-man’s evil laboratory yet again yesterday.
We know that your tiny brains thought it was a necessary visit but we do not care about ‘pet passports’ or ‘planning ahead’. We did not ask for micro chips and we really don’t like the shaved patches and stitches on our bodies!
We understand that this has cost you a lot of money but you needn’t have bothered paying it at all so please don’t moan about it! We saw girl-woman working out budgets earlier in the month and we ate the sheet of paper to show her it was a bad plan.
We do however, appreciate the efforts you have gone to, to win back our favour. The new minions place mat in particular is a nice touch, we do love those films.
Until we fully forgive you (tuna and bacon will help to speed this process up) we shall be spending a lot of time with our backs to you.
You should take this personally and go fetch tuna whenever we do it.
We shall continue to look after each other but it is imperative that you never again take us to the vets. Doing so may force us to find new humans. Oh and please stop pushing tablets down our throats. We don’t care if ‘they help’ – we don’t want them!
Your (rather sore) kittens,
Bella and Esme xxx