Today we met girl-woman’s mother and father. We liked them very much and were impressed by how they had dressed for the occasion of meeting us. There was none of the slovenliness we see daily from our humans.
No, in contrast, these humans both wore rings, necklaces and other pleasing bodily decorations to honour us. The mother-woman had decorated her toe-nails and worn sparkling shoes for us to enjoy and the father-man wore sunglasses throughout the visit which, we felt, showed a certain kind of respect we have not previously enjoyed.
Yes, we liked them very much indeed and spent lots of time giving them the attention they deserved. We also spent a great deal of time admiring the mother-woman’s feet in the hope that our girl-woman would consider improving her own rather poor excuse for feet. We also could not help to fail but notice the father-man’s startling resemblance to Musafa. God of all kitties. He is obviously a very wise man to be blessed with these looks;
The only criticism we have of these visitors is that they only stayed a few hours. Apparently, their twelve hour drive to France was considered an appropriate excuse for such an early departure. We were very displeased with their announcement to leave and displayed this by trying to persuade them to stay.
Leave they did though. We noticed that girl-woman’s eyes leaked for some time afterwards so she obviously also thought them rather rude to leave so soon, or perhaps she just realised that she doesn’t make enough effort to decorate herself as well as she should for us.
After much discussion about these visitors we have decided that they will stay on our ‘liked’ list and we hope they come and visit again soon.
We also discovered that the mother-woman has her very own blog which we will be taking the time to explore later. Perhaps it will explain her sparkly feet? Or her insistence about us playing with her hair when we didn’t really want to…
Keep caring kitties!